Apparently the BBB gave this salon an F. So, yeah, Yelp that shit next time, ladies.

Ha, right! Yeah, that was kinda amusing. I'm pretty sure Clemente got fired for saying "fuck" on air. I doubt the station would have cared much otherwise.

Maybe they could just do a hologram of The Simpsons for the whole show. I'd watch the hell outta that.

I'm sure Gwyneth slipped her Jillian Michaels' card on the way out of the photo shoot. Gotta start 'em young.

I know my mom always made us wear t-shirts when we went to the beach, even in the water. I think we got about half an hour without them, max. I certainly hope folks are doing that for their kids now, too.

Children don't have sexual parts yet. There are no breasts to cover. So I don't think it's the bikini that's sexualizing them, it's the marketing ("little girls who want to look grown up"). That is what's most problematic for me. I don't think we, as a society, should be saying to our women that everything about their…

I did.

Deadspin has the video. Definitely says "gay...fucking shit." I don't care about the cursing, but I was annoyed at him slurring it up. His Twitter account says he was trying to figure out how to pronounce the name "Tsegaye Kebede" and got frustrated. I'm gonna take him at his word on this one.

Someone hasn't had their morning coffee yet.

So I was all ready to jump on Clemente for saying "gay fucking shit" but then saw he was just trying to pronounce the London Marathon winner's name. Poor guy.

Uh-hmmm. Thanks for calling me a schmuck over a fucking joke, dude. Lighten up.

*GASP*

Most feminists don't believe that. Because it's bullshit. Don't lump us all together, man.

The NY Times Style section will be all over this trend in a year.

So a regular marathon wasn't difficult enough, so these people had to go invent an "ultramarathon"? Okay, this sounds like it's going to be a dangerous trend.

Most country songs?

I do not appreciate your judgmental attitude towards kitten heels!

Your NAILS hurt?! I read that and was like, "Time for my BC refill..."

Maybe they'll take judgmental smugness with them.

It really depends on the heel. Personally, I will avoid any heel that doesn't have a strap - Mary Jane, t-strap, ankle, whatever, SOMETHING - like the plague. Maybe I'm just shitty at walking in heels, but strapless hells are awkward and painful for me because I'm constantly slipping out of them. But otherwise, I am…