JUST THE SHOES. Just the goddamn shoes. Bring back all the chunky black shoes, the pilgrim buckles, the flatforms, the creepers, the boots. ALL OF THE SHOES!

You lived in a much different 90s then I did. Mine involved a lot of long underware and flannels

LOL NOPE. The 90s were brutal on eyebrows.

That was a terrible thing to write.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

Does your closet consist of only polo shirts and cargo pants/shorts and kahakis? Because that’s what happened to my husbands closet when he turned into a middle aged dad. (who of course complains about the amount of clothes I have)

From the cargo shorts stork. Though not a dad I too get that delivery.

I pleaded with my husband to stop wearing cargo shorts (one of which were fucking camo print), so he did. Now he insists on wearing skater/board short style shorts, which are almost as bad—if not worse—because they’re made of that weird nylon that board shorts are made from. He thinks they’re “dressy” because they…

Hmm. Pockets for dresses are in demand, but cargo shorts with pockets are unfashionable?

I want that dude at every party I go to for the rest of my life. Also, I was at my cousin’s wake and memorial service yesterday :(, and I cannot tell you how many people wore cargo shorts. It was so strange! I realize it is hot, but COME ON.

You mean Christopher Walken from such legendary films like Balls of Fury, Wedding Crashers, and Joe Dirt?

My husband wears zip off convertible hiking pants, so don’t feel bad. Pockets, zippers, and weird parachute type fabric. He loves them so much.

My kid has been more stoked about this movie than he was for Secret Life of Pets. We are going on Tuesday for our weekly night out. Kids have no taste and I’m okay with it. He can be a cynical cinematic snob in twenty years. For now, I’ll just enjoy hearing those giggles about a cranky cat-man.

I have just discovered hormonal acne is a thing. I couldn’t figure out all the zits I was getting on my cheeks chin and jawline. Then someone described it and I was like damn, great. Aging as a woman gets better and better!

I used to use Cetaphil but now I frankly love trader joe’s serum and face lotion. It’s cheap and my skin looks great. I have recently started to see little icepick scars emerge and I’m freaking out about them. I need to just suck it up and go to a dermatologist about it. I got the sun part covered: I’ve been wearing…

While being super misogynist was an issue, being boring was a far worse crime committed by Sucker Punch.

As long as you keep the Netflix ones, fine. I cannot wait for Luke Cage Iron Fist, Punisher, and Defenders. Jessica Jones and Daredevil were GREAT.

Not what they are saying at all. The critics say it is bad, not Jezebel.

38% on rottentomatoes, prodused by Zack Snyder, no need to say more

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”