That there is the one timer I was looking for.

I want to start a slow clap for this

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

A city I lived in did the same thing for the NPR fundraiser. If they raised a certain amount before the usual fund drive, they wouldn’t do the fund drive and interrupt programming. Worked like a charm. It’s like a gentle, folksy mob shakedown. “This is nice lineup of chat shows and straight-ahead jazz you got here. Be…

Nailed it. My wife just read this and pointed out a) my question was worded terribly, and b) the video supports her.

Oh thank God, it’s not just me...I pictured everyone reading that like normal people while I sit here confused & feeling really stupid...

I definitely agree that he answered the question wrong and was going to post the same thing. Aaron holds his deodorant like an | instead of a - and that’s freakin’ weird.

whats the ruling of gamesmanship if the opposing coach told his pitcher to just intentionally walk every batter until the game was called, thus letting his team win? how many parent fights break out as a result of this?

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

I, for one, am really looking forward to the Vikings’ heads up 7-up celebration.

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

Only thing better than Mutant League Football was Mutant League Hockey.

Let me start by saying I am sorry for your loss and sharing football with your dad is a cool thing that I wish I got to enjoy.

what about the fathers of Lions fans?

The presumption that the players had no idea what really happened is ludicrous. Hell many of them were on the message thread the night it went down. Then the “due process” bullshit. They tried to pull a power play not because they were ignorant, but because they didn’t think rules should apply to them.

Don’t try and kinkshame Jabba.

I believe these days that’s called “a CNN contributor unaffiliated with the Trump administration”. None of these guys are going to suffer a bit when there’s the lucrative worlds of cable news punditry and/or lobbying.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.