This makes me absurdly proud to be a Masshole. That accent and all those F-bombs ring like soft bells of joy in my ears.

Nearly every Cadillac concept since 2000... and probably before.

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

This is a sham, and mockery of journalistic integrity, and a travesty of justice. A shamockesty™ if you will. I never thought I’d see the day when Deadspin would copy and paste an entire article from ESPN(comments and all) and call it their own.

So the league gets stomped in court, then all of a sudden a “bombshell” report from the same media outlet that leaked completely fabricated information shows up 5 days later? Seems like pretty good timing.

Some how the fact that taping was legal before 2007 was left off this. Also taping is still legal as long as you don’t do it from the sidelines...Funny how that was left off.

Would be right at home in a Wes Anderson film. I love it.

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If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

This is cool and all but the Jets have played like 17 seasons in the NFL without fielding a quarterback so

The commish is more worried about the ruling gutting his ability to act like a tyrant in the future as much as in this case.

Was it the gun or the person wielding it who was at fault in that scenario?