It's less a person and more of a mean-spirited, narcissistic sweater-vest.

It's less a person and more of a mean-spirited, narcissistic sweater-vest.

Thank god he isn't a hot chick.

Thank god he isn't a hot chick.

Actually, after the plane crashed into that shark in the season finale, there very well could be some zombies next season.

Actually, after the plane crashed into that shark in the season finale, there very well could be some zombies next season.

"Hairy Peter" wasn't the most compelling title, in this age of shorn porn.

"Hairy Peter" wasn't the most compelling title, in this age of shorn porn.

Well, smack my ass and burn me with wax! That's just a figure of speech…

Well, smack my ass and burn me with wax! That's just a figure of speech…

That album, Comedy is Not Pretty, is GOLD!!!! Not $72T worth, but still gold….

That album, Comedy is Not Pretty, is GOLD!!!! Not $72T worth, but still gold….

This could be the miracle that is, apparently, all they need!

This could be the miracle that is, apparently, all they need!

I'm sure they will share the winnings with the artists.*starts crying and laughing at same time*

I'm sure they will share the winnings with the artists.*starts crying and laughing at same time*

She makes me feel things. In my area.

She makes me feel things. In my area.

*Preparation Heche throws off cape and kicks into another chorus of James Brown's "Please, Please, Please"*

*Preparation Heche throws off cape and kicks into another chorus of James Brown's "Please, Please, Please"*