Or you could always read a book.

The cast? Is that the things that make noise and chew scenery in between awesome zombie scenes?

I think he just offended Adele with (wif?) that crap, too.

Those lesbian finks…. always getting me in trouble.

Jesus made him kind of sound like a dick.

What a weird, random article. So many songs have a drum opening that is entirely distinctive but apparently don't rate. Sade's Sweetest Taboo opening is unmistakable, for example. Weird. Sunday Bloody Sunday?

Maybe all thy quick weight loss hurt his diction.

Is that a euphemism for something?

I'm not going to lie. I love that man.

She makes me feel things. Man things. I support anything that barely supports her.

Yes, yes… new show for Alyssa Milano. Get to the point, man!!!! Will there be lingerie pillowfights?

Just don't stand near my daughters.

Awesome live, even with the bleep bloop.

You mean because Obama hates freedom?

Actually…. I think that's kind of awesome.

Actually…. I think that's kind of awesome.

If they would abandon Sharia law and practice sexy, sexy Shakira law, then we could all get along.

What, no brah?

Or straight to DVDA…. amirite…. brahs?…. DV…. then into the DA…. with the…. um…. penises…. hoo….

My cat's breath smells like indie cat food.