Should have just said Oprah… or Sidney Poitier…. them Utahians loves them some Sidney Poitier…..

Can't say I'm not petty.

He's stupid blog? Is that like a canceraids insult? Or did you mean "fuck YOUR stupid blog?

Dude sold out. Now we must go back to our bit torrent sites to make sure that no other creative person shall ever "sell out," by which we mean make a living, again!!!

I asked this question on Fox News chat boards (now THERE is a petri dish of despair): Do you, as an American, remember a time in your life when you personally did not have an "enemy," or a "threat to your way of life?" Whether you believe it/internalized it yourselves or not, was this panic part of your upbringing? I…

Are the dumbasses getting dumber?

The 50s were a walk in the park, as long as the women folk and the coloreds didn't sass.

You mean they're not the same guy, like Chris Gaines and Garth Brooks?

Informal survey: What's worse, KoRn or famine? KoRn or herpes? KoRn or pestilence (and not the metal band)?

Qu'est que c'est? Bienvenue.

Probably last three hours, too….

Dekkin' Errrrrr Jeeeerrrrrrrrrbs!

I`m sure you all have, but if not, see the documentary, Beyond the Lighted Stage. It woke up my long dormant rabid Rush fanboy.

I was looking for a crazy-eyed, constantly exasperated young lady to call my own. It was either Zooey or Courtney Stodden.

You use brass in igloos?!!! Oh, wait, I'm also Canadian. Damn snow. Makes me forget where I am.

Looks a little like a Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloon float of Bjork… maybe it's just me….

You like that? It's salty, isn't it?

You named your dog Penny?

Fred Durst IS his own punchline…. that'll save time and money

But, seriously, the Nuge, Sammy Hagar AND a beefy, beefy Carrot Top all in one video. That's either brilliant or end times.