I like that. It mocks idiots, and mentions vaginas. Well done.

Even with the ups and downs, it's not Glee.

One does not compress a beer can against one's head, one crushes it. Of course one should [probably not say "one" whilst discussing the crushing of beer cans.

She's the angry half-wit pageant mom who pushes her daughter into bulimia and unnecessary surgery, then spends all the family's money on porcelain figurines and commemorative of Elvis. You know?

Lady detective? Is that a euphemism for something? … She hiked up her skirt and showed me her lady detective….

It would be angergina. That's the brilliance of Dane Cook. You take a word and put "gina" on it, like as in, vagina, right brah? Genius! What's really funny is how unfunny Dane Cook is. I wonder if it'll be a half hour of him flopping on the floor, and gesturing wildly. You need more of that on the Tee Vee.

"gave my Kosher meal to someone else…." Er…. wait….

True. More likely Westjet, those little scamps.

Like Rush n' Newt? Good luck un-picturing that one.

I'm just sad that they chose to discuss the fat guy and the baggy pants dude in the same rant. Totally lost my…. sense of outrage….

Air Canada?

Southwest DONTGOTHERElines, amialsorite…. brah…?

You just want to see someone in Al Jolson blackface. I will not take that bait.

It's something to do with sashaying and/or mincing along the Queer River, if I understand geography like I think I do…. 

I need to clarify something. Are we saying that he should suck on the bag that contains the many dicks, or take each dick out and suck it, then dispose of the bag …probably should recycle the bag…?  Because that makes a huge difference in terms of how gorgeous a straight man might find a Czech boy. One bag versus many…

… or healthcare that doesn't cost you your house if you get sick… or the same rights for all citizens…. or a society free of people chanting "USA USA"… Hee hee. America is bad. Canada is good. That is ALSO Obama's fault.

My old band actually did a gig at the bar in the main Len guy's town when he lived in some little Canadian ski resort. He and his buddies insisted that he should play my drums and do a solo, because the whole bar digs him. Turns out he's a cock. He didn't get to play my drums, and it almost turned into a "thing."…