Nobody loathes Adam Sandler above me, but a sound drop of his swarthy Mediterranean character saying “You like-a the juice?” or “The juice is good!” every time Giannis scores would not be unwelcome. Also, try to make Giannis’s nickname “The Juice.” You know, this is more bother than it’s worth, you’d probably have to…

He won’t leave. He’ll stay a Buck long term because... um... well... because I have irrational optimism! (I’m a Bucks fan)

I knew things were getting ugly when I heard Rodgers audible, “Like a good neighbor...”

Are we finally allowed to talk about what it will be like for military to serve under President-elect Trump? Because soldiers lost their lives the other day, inside the otherwise secure Bagram Airfield, and no one seems to be talking about it or at all concerned. http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/12/5018…

His Japanese roster lists him as Otani and MLB uses Otani, though he’s worn jerseys with both “Otani” and “Ohtani.” Baseball-Reference uses Otani, and so does every media outlet I’ve seen. If you can find a recent team or media example of Ohtani, would love to see it. (Sincerely! I saw people refer to him as Ohtani…

Calling Obama an idiot, a communist, or corrupt is political. You want to make a sign with Obama holding hands with Mao and Stalin, fine go ahead.

This is different, violent, and entirely inappropriate at a sporting event. Its directly referencing lynching as an appropriate punishment for our President. It…

U2 at the 2002 superbowl, with the Pats playing (their first, before they were annoying and eminently hateable), was pretty good. Not a U2 fan, but they know how to do big shows, and Bono having the American flag lining in his sport coat was a nice touch given 9/11 was still so fresh on everyone’s minds. Also, I’m…

Jim Caldwell, thinking his team was just screwed out of 37 yards:

Big Bend is for people who want to live in, but can’t spell, Mukwonago.

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

Dang. DANG. That is fucking awesome. God damn it that is awesome.

He even looks like he didn’t have to be told “Go find a seat with a kid no one else is eating with.” He looks attentive and interested in whatever the boy is talking about and seems comfortable. If that football thing doesn’t work out for him I think he’s gonna be OK.

So true on the one friend thing. 6th grade was the roughest year of my life. I started a new school in a new state, had no friends and was constantly bullied. Finally a small group of kids from one of the other 6th grade classes (there was 3 at my school) asked me if I wanted to be their friend. To this day I still…

A new saying I was telling my kids just yesterday:

Nice. Thanks for running this, Barry.

Very nice. Thanks Barry. I needed something to restore a little bit of my faith in humanity today.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Sorry, if a guy hits a ball onto Waveland Avenue, he can not only watch it fly, he can bat flip the damn bat onto Addison Street.

Shut the fuck up John Lackey. Throw a better fucking pitch if you don’t want a ‘fringe’ player taking you yard.