Can't wait to go on the Tax Shelters of the Caribbean ride!

He was a true Renaissance Man. And I mean that in the Danny DeVito sense - as in who the fuck knows?

My first reaction reading this was "man, just when I thought America couldn't get more Amurica."

It also has fucking alligators. I think that's why Trump is obsessed with Florida - like Captain Hook, an alligator took a part of him (in this case his dick, not his hand), and he wants badly to capture the beast and bring it to justice. Alas, this will be his own undoing, his blind obsession leading to his…

Covfefe makes Unobtainium look downright obtainable.

Why do you think Dr. J left the ABA?

MST3K

I hope it gets cancelled or ends after one season. Either way, there will be a spin-off called "Trump TV" in which the Donald starts the station he wanted to make this whole time. It will be like The Newsroom only REALLY bad. I heard Sorkin is in talks though.

Hm. Guess I misunderstood your comment.

Whoa, spoilers! But yeah, that will be great. Comey is the one who knocks.

Damn, dude. You should probably check out Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, and Arrested Development.

Speaking of Trump…

Guided by Voices = the greatest concert experience of my life. Thank you, Robert.

It probably had something to do with…WEIRD SCIENCE.

I just recently got around to reading Peter Biskind's "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls" about the New Hollywood cinema movement of which Lucas was of course a part of.

"…there’s now an open question of how much distinctive directorial style
big studios will allow into their big, expensive superhero franchise
behemoths"

STEPHEN NO! RUSSIA HAS……

Yeah, please no more of the "but what about Pence!" bullshit. Do we want Trump out of office or not? Yes? Okay, good. Moving on…

The Star Wars franchise would get a lifetime pass from me for any past or future shitty movies if they got Matt Walsh to deliver that line in one of these upcoming movies. And he needs to play a stowaway - cause he's always stowin' away.

It's all fun and games until your face is mauled by a tiger. Good luck with your magic, Netflix.