Hmm.. Seems PR is all about that flair and showing off a bit (which I enjoy) while they’re winning, and then turn into Bumgarner (whom I also enjoy and plays for the team I root for) when they lose. Seems like they’re partial Americans after all.

Ha ha, ain’t nobody gonna be celebrating in Puerto Rico when Trump builds that wall to keep them out of the USA!

I wouldn’t really call any of the responses from Puerto Rican players burns, they basically come off as “hey you may have beaten our asses in the final, but unlike you at least we gave a fuck about the tournament!” That’s more of a self-burn than anything else

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

Fucking Magneto, how does he work?

How did you find time in your busy schedule of beating off to Mel Gibson to write this?

OH SHIT! YOU DONE IT NOW YOOKALAYLEE!

Taking a brave stand to defend ethnocentrism and outright racism, I see.

Must be lonely up there on that wall.

I’m sure they’ll roll in their sleep at the thought of you not supporting their multi-million dollar nest egg.

But... but it’s my legal right to be as racist to people as I want with no consequences to myself morally, socially, and economically!

In Pokémon Go, the fish trolls the fisherman.

It feels more like (d) - he really meant it, but knew it was a shitty thing to say, so if there was blowback, he can always claim retroactively, “geez guys, I was tooottallly joking!”

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

It still amazes me that out of all the people related to Trump and his campaign that have been asked about Russia ties not one of them has said, “We welcome this investigation, because we know no one in the campaign has done anything wrong and therefore the FBI will find nothing. If they do, in fact, find anything, we…

It’s almost as if Team Trump was utterly unprepared to govern a nation of 325 million people, or something...

To be fair MLB itself is headed in the same pro-fun direction, because that’s just what players are like now. Just more history and bad sportswriter takes weighing it down.

I lost my shit when I saw her sitting next to Merkel the other day.

Her title is the Thirst Daughter.

Jared from Subway?