In Pokémon Go, the fish trolls the fisherman.

It feels more like (d) - he really meant it, but knew it was a shitty thing to say, so if there was blowback, he can always claim retroactively, “geez guys, I was tooottallly joking!”

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

It still amazes me that out of all the people related to Trump and his campaign that have been asked about Russia ties not one of them has said, “We welcome this investigation, because we know no one in the campaign has done anything wrong and therefore the FBI will find nothing. If they do, in fact, find anything, we…

It’s almost as if Team Trump was utterly unprepared to govern a nation of 325 million people, or something...

To be fair MLB itself is headed in the same pro-fun direction, because that’s just what players are like now. Just more history and bad sportswriter takes weighing it down.

I lost my shit when I saw her sitting next to Merkel the other day.

But the more important question is who leaked this picture! :P

I suspect it’s more to do with needing her on immediate call, because of her father’s fading mental health and increasing sundowning.

Never forget: Ivanka is the bag man for the Trump crime family.

Her title is the Thirst Daughter.

Jared from Subway?

If no one on SC had the presence of mind to tell Grayson Allen “Have a nice trip! See you next fall!” then this win should be vacated.

The debate was spur of the moment, thinking on his feet with no time to apply a coating of bullshit to his viewpoints. Here he had time to prepare and cover the nastier parts of his views with the appropriate doublespeak.

Nazis gonna nazi... And get upset when you call them nazis.

Well he’s one of the good ones.

You.

Does he clarify how he thinks middle-eastern aren’t supposed to enter America, while he is THE SON OF ONE?

“Discrimination certainly exists but I do believe it goes all ways,” he said. As evidence of this, Jafari pointed to a sketch by Samantha Bee, where she jokingly blames white people for Trump’s election. “I suppose you could guess the reaction if Samantha Bee said black people ruined America for voting overwhelmingly…