Can't argue with Price is Right rules.

This is still the most relevant pie on the internet.

More like, dammit, news is popping up in the middle of a big piece I am writing. Thanks for stopping by to point out a typo and be a jerk though. Always appreciated!

Kyrie is a great player because of season 3 Saved by the Bell. He is the AC Slater of the Cavs, because House and J-bug know Adam Carrolla is secretly the funniest man in Hollywood. No one denies this! I know this because my dad took me to see Larry Bird play. Real fans of Kevin McHale know what I mean.

Yes, it's racist. Like, super racist. "100%" that "race or culture"? How can you be 100% of any culture, in today's world? ...or race? Everybody's got some mix in them.

i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. you just complained about getting nauseous from the video, which makes perfect sense since most people get nauseous from shaky videos and i explained to you why that happened.

pretty sure you're getting nauseous PRECISELY because you're not wearing the vr headset. i don't know the exact technical side but i think it has something to do with your eyes communicating with your brain and your brain communicating with your balance centers in the inner ear. your brain acts as a bridge between…

Half-Life Tree confirmed?

This thing is my favorite. I don't even know what it even is. Can someone explain.

Canyon of misinterpreted judgment before me. My polkadots, never one to back down from a challenge, have softened to a muted hue. Fearful to illuminate in an over-saturated habitat.

She's trying to tell us that she was the brain behind HorseEbooks all along.

That looks like Jaden Smith's tweets strung together into a blog post.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Don't have a cow, man.

When I first heard Uptown Funk I started singing the chorus to Jungle Love. I think they are similar. I did the same with Blurred Lines I thought it was sampled from Marvin Gaye.

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

This opens up the door for Mike Tomlin to finally pursue legal action against Omar Epps.

Or stuck to newborn pandas in a toaster oven... Good lord.

Scott Hall makes doing "suck it" look like he's on the verge of a heart attack

It's kinda hard to write when you're typing and masturbating at the same time.