He’s Mr. Peanutbutter, but not likeable.

I’m still stuck on the Air Flight ‘89. Such elegant and simple design. None of the tacky garbage most shoes have had since.

I bet “Archie” was on PEDs.

Sounds like a hard-hitting expose.

*crickets*

Y2K called. They want their joke back.

Aw ya beat me to it.

I’m sick of all this censorship!

Bobby, did you see Lorde’s Instagram account where she takes pictures of and rates onion rings?

They pulled a boner.

“There was no synergy.” What does this even mean? I don’t think I would have any synergy with anyone who said that.

Cool story bro

Pistachio ice cream? Mmm.

I am ignorant. What is that adorable thing?

Let’s be real: If it was two black boys, they would’ve been charged as adults and gotten five years at the minimum.

Don’t take it for walks if you can’t control it. You are the irresponsible pet owner here.

It was almost like a drill.

It’s like Borowitz over at the New Yorker being the “comedy” writer, when there are thousands of funnier, more talented people who could do the job. But he’s actually popular, I think. Ugh.

Bingo. There’s a reason he once had a shitty show called “Politically Incorrect.” He’s like a college freshman who’s really getting into, like, Ayn Rand or whatever.

I don’t know anything about it: is it an open secret that he has a pill problem? I’m sure he’s taken a ton of painkillers after surgeries and to play.