This...does not look good.

Why are they like this? My guess: isolation, land inhospitable to farming, shitty weather, lack of spices, little racial diversity historically, tradition, etc.

If you’re the real Khemist49, good on you. You absolutely did the right thing. Don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise. They are either children or have the mind of a child.

She’s his caregiver.

Do you even Internet, bro

Pretty sure he was knocked unconscious during the fall, unless he fell straight down a cliff or crevasse.

He actually tweeted that he didn’t play because he was undefeated against top players and didn’t want to lose. So...

Hendrix did a decent job.

You play with the controller you have, not the one you wish you had. Or you don’t. I never said it wouldn’t suck, but dealing with challenges can be beneficial, even if you lose. There’s a lot to learn from failure.

What did I misunderstand? I’m seriously asking, because I can’t see how playing with a different controller would have been impossible. Do other controllers no longer connect to the system? Are his hands incapable of using a different controller? I get that a different controller wouldn’t do exactly what he wanted,…

That’s embarrassing.

I did actually read it, and there was no reason he couldn’t play with a regular controller. He couldn’t play exactly the way he wanted, so he didn’t bother playing.

No, did you?

“I was afraid I might lose, so I didn’t even try.”

Is there a reason that it would be impossible to play the game with a normal controller? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Suck it up, buttercup.

Gotta say, it didn’t look that impressive, though that may be a result of the camera angles.

I’m 42 and I bet I look younger than both of you!

How would one play with these figures? Some figures are for decoration, and sometimes displaying them in the box is the best way.

See, I think it’s because Psyduck has a bill and appears to be a mammal, much like a platypus. And since the commenter’s name is Platypus Man, he is either, a) a platypus fan, or b) an actual platypus, or c) an unholy mix of human and platypus. Either way, it seems clear that he would like a character similar to a…

Nice article, deadspin reader Ben who likes snooker. I actually read the entire story with interest, despite the fact that I know nothing of snooker.