What a tool.

Merkel invites Ivanka because she knows that a handbag and jewelry “designer” is smarter and more informed than the President of the United States. And Merkel and Germans know Ivanka’s dumber and less informed than an average human. I just want to cry.

That’s what amazes me. There is absolutely nothing good about this man, nothing decent, nothing honorable, nothing honest, not intelligent, not talented—he is the opposite of all those things. Just a shitty human. Yet millions of Americans suppprt him. How can I not think those people are shitty?

While in bed.

Like translating Finnegan’s Wake, kind of.

Pong.

Shut it down. The sports Internet has been won for the day.

So, is the fear that these “suspicious looking” people may be selling counterfeit chips?

He doesn’t always know his good work from his bad. And I’m sure he resents that those two early records define him in many people’s minds. Them’s the breaks.

Do you prefer 85-92 or Volume 2?

You got burned then owned then burned again.

serious pwnage. Well done.

When do we get good Squirrel Girl merch??

I think I would enjoy Simulator and Shark Mast 2. Especially if the shark is smooth like real sharks.

Pussies.

That’s because he has the mind of a child.

What are you, 18? Confused about the world and your place in it? Trying to say something interesting, but just repeating a bunch of stereotypes. Each comment makes you look worse.

Aren’t you a racist prick. The concern trolling about women and LGBT only adds to your stench. You are the worst, not the people you deride.

I enjoyed it.

I didn’t really mean it was calculated; I think she likes the drama, which is also fine.