Do you prefer 85-92 or Volume 2?

When do we get good Squirrel Girl merch??

I think I would enjoy Simulator and Shark Mast 2. Especially if the shark is smooth like real sharks.

Pussies.

That’s because he has the mind of a child.

What are you, 18? Confused about the world and your place in it? Trying to say something interesting, but just repeating a bunch of stereotypes. Each comment makes you look worse.

Aren’t you a racist prick. The concern trolling about women and LGBT only adds to your stench. You are the worst, not the people you deride.

I enjoyed it.

I didn’t really mean it was calculated; I think she likes the drama, which is also fine.

Just set up shop in Vegas. Plenty of money in that.

She seems a bit self-dramatizing, no?

Doesn’t hurt to build up some drama.

Dogs are the best.

If you could ask Trump one question, what would it be?

STEP 1: be 10 years old. (I’m not saying it’s for kids, but it’s way easier for time/friend reasons.)

This made me laugh.

ugh. Why are you so stupid and tedious?

It’s shield surfing time up in here.

Why are they in your personal life if they’re to dick-ish to get this?

I assume a fair number of the refs are on the take, generally for spreads. This one was less than subtle in his approach.