My sister and I both had fabulous bowl haircuts like that in the late 70s when I was three or four. My parents have an oil painting portrait of us in little sailor outfits with our bowl cuts. It’s fantastic.

Serious take: Rose has extreme learning problems and also deals with mental health issues. Just guessing, but that’s the vibe I’ve gotten from him. Admittedly, I don’t watch much hoopball, so I could be totally wrong.

Not the a-listers who’ll be at the inauguration. They all go to dress shops and tux stores.

And then you watched Meryl Streep on the golden globes and cried.

Resolution broken. This guy lives to cancel games.

One Two Freddie’s coming for you...

does wario like butts?

That last sentence is so true. My grandma used to say that all the time. She also used to say, get a turkey to clean the kitchen. She got weird at the end.

Wtf?! I’ll be lucky to get one stripper at my funeral.

Can you recommend any amiibo?

I live in Tucson and it’s absolutely beautiful. I’ve never been an outdoorsy type, but I love going to Saguaro national park.

So he’d rather be executed than die of embarrassment?

I had the first 3 Jordan models and then the Flight 89 back in Jr High. I’ve bought like 4 reissues of them since. I really like minimalist look of the flights. I had a pair that was all black leather with a gray swoosh.

The AJ4s are pretty awesome, but i prefer the air flight 89. I love the non-fussiness, the lack of plastic mesh. And they were so comfortable.

First you diss Captain Caveman. What’s next? Are you gonna defame Lou Albano?

I’m amazed more cops aren’t headbutted in Cincinnati, considering it’s only a misdemeanor.

Putin.

And you can ALWAYS tell true trash, which we’re about to have in the White House. Is there a more classless person than Trump?

You really should. You can probably find a Polaroid 600 for under 10 bucks at a thrift store or pretty cheap on eBay. You’ll be glad you did and your kids will think it’s totally cool. And in 30 years they can post the pics on kotaku.

It’s already gone, unfortunately. Digital cameras are great in that they’ve allowed everyone to take pictures easily. A downside is that they’ve devalued photos.