This is worse than his stereotyped Cubs fan. It’s not funny or clever, it’s just lazy and dumb.

Classic Hope.

I think you should look for a new dentist.

Or just take him to the vet to get his vocal cords clipped.

Yes, like his broadcasting skills.

I figured you got fired, Pareene. You went from editor of Gawker to editor of Deadspin. Don’t fuck it up.

To all those who say he shouldn’t apologize and shouldn’t feel ashamed, you’re coming at this from the wrong angle. The shame is part of the illness as is the feeling that you’ve let everyone down. Add on the stigma that still exists around mental illness, especially when you’re in a profession that prizes being…

Imagine what his mother must have been like.

No, no. She wants to have it both ways.

No author “deserves” anonymity. That’s not how the world works.

God, this is tedious. Just say, “I love her books and don’t care about her real name.” For someone who can’t separate the artist from the art, you sure have a funny way of showing it.

That reporter sounds like a real bozo.

Someone’s feel-feels might get hurt. Think of the children! What kind of role models are these taunters? We need to showcase only the classiest men who bash each others’ brains in.

Thank god the fun police showed up. Honestly, what’s the point of your comment? Just wanted to rain on someone’s parade?

What we really need to know is what the fuck is up with these book covers? Are they shitty romance novels? I haven’t heard of this author at all, but the cover looks like a joke someone threw together using stock photography.

Does it matter what we’re supposed to glean? That’s just another silly excuse to not report.

I seriously cannot stop laugh-crying. My inner 15 year old has been unleashed. FIFA, I wish I knew how to quit you.

Holy shit, is your screen name really a reference to an obscure GBV song? I haven’t thought of that tune in like 20 years.

No, that’s not what he said. Nice try though.

Check out Futureworld on Netflix. It’s not great, but it’s entertaining and it explores this idea.