Does it matter what we’re supposed to glean? That’s just another silly excuse to not report.

I seriously cannot stop laugh-crying. My inner 15 year old has been unleashed. FIFA, I wish I knew how to quit you.

Holy shit, is your screen name really a reference to an obscure GBV song? I haven’t thought of that tune in like 20 years.

No, that’s not what he said. Nice try though.

Check out Futureworld on Netflix. It’s not great, but it’s entertaining and it explores this idea.

I hate being crude, but go shove a Mountain Dew can up your ass.

Also, Giuliani said Trump is “better for the United States than a woman.” But this finger story is totally more important. Glad you got to this first.

Be careful you don’t crush your pearls.

I thought it was one of the more idiotic descriptions I’ve ever read. People don’t think “in Shostakovich terms” when they think about pop music because the two are totally different genres. All genres of art have conventions which must be worked with and plenty of classical music is recycled garbage.

This is why all art MFA programs need to be shut down. The grads mostly make crap art that only exists to be part of some idiot, highbrow discourse. There’s no meaning behind this and nothing visually interesting about the work.

I’m not blaming, you, Nico.

I know being a fan is really exciting, but please, for the love of god, don’t use the words fandom and shipping like that. Belonging to a fandom sounds like being in a little club, and “shipping” just sounds idiotic. I guess I’ve never been the club/group type. Now get off my lawn.

Here in Tucson we have the Wiener Nationals. A good time is had by all. Seriously, it’s pretty fun.

I totally agree. However, the NFLPA is an absolute joke. And NFL players need a strong Union more than any other league, considering brevity of careers, likelihood of injury, paucity of guaranteed contracts. The players do themselves no favors in the battle with owners. It’s a shame.

So, he’s not exactly a deep thinker. Trump and Clinton really aren’t comparable, particularly if you want to discuss racism. One has been actively and unapologetically spouting racist trash for the last five-plus years, while the other has not. it’s like comparing apples and rotten, racist oranges.

Dude, no need to insult stoners. The guy’s a fucking idiot with or without drugs.

He’s the libertarian (i.e. intentionally crackpot) candidate. You can’t hold America responsible for this guy being nominated. Surely you Canucks have a party or two like that.

Well, they’re right about one thing: the campaign is definitely hurting their business. The Trump brand has gone into the shitter since this whole thing started and will never recover, especially since their main business has been licensing out the Trump name.

It’s amazing how little talent it takes to make boatloads (or carloads) of cash.

I think ten million would be more than enough for me. Invest it wisely and I could live wherever I want and do whatever I want for the rest of my life. But then I’m not an extravagant person at all. One million could keep me comfortable for a few decades. I could get nicer pants, a nicer place to live and travel more.