He’s a stunted man-baby and odds are his views won’t change any time soon. He’s not making youthful mistakes; he’s displaying his toxic personality. When you were 24, did you know better than to spread racist memes? I knew better when I was 12, and I don’t think that’s unusual.

Bingo!

He says it over and over because people keep saying the same fallacious things over and over. Durr hurr what does this have to do with video games? Freedom of speech! Witch hunt!

Just wait til the NX comes out and get a wii u for cheap. Then you’ll have a full catalog to choose from, plus the wii catalogue. Unfortunately, unlike games for other systems, used Nintendo games often aren’t much cheaper than new ones, even for older systems.

I honestly think Rose has a learning disability or a below-average IQ. He seems...slow. (Of course that has nothing to do with the case.)

There are two sides to every story. And when there’s only one, we just make up another one. So things will be balanced.

We should all strive to remove sticks from our clenched asses. Is this your first time on Deadspin?

Where’s Johnson’s mugshot from the altercation? Oh, you mean they didn’t arrest him for assault? I guess that makes sense. I forgot the law that says you can beat the shit out of someone if they hit you and insult you, especially when they’re no longer attacking you, and double especially if you’re a public figure. He…

Space Pirates or Sea Pirates?

With or without pirates?

Coming back strong. Nice.

Where did you stay in buenos Aires?

They promise you the world, but it’s all a lie.

Golf balls can’t melt steel beams.

I didn’t know it was a meme. I was half-awake making a lame joke. :)

That's the problem. You can only have one final fantasy, not XV.

Will there ever be a true Final Fantasy (i.e. a final Final Fantasy)? All these years and every title is still a lie.

Why do people hate freedom so much?

Not surprising. Like I said, it was 15 years ago, but it seemed to be beginning to gentrify.

I meant the Brooklyn one. Seemed like there were some rough parts around there.