Where’s Johnson’s mugshot from the altercation? Oh, you mean they didn’t arrest him for assault? I guess that makes sense. I forgot the law that says you can beat the shit out of someone if they hit you and insult you, especially when they’re no longer attacking you, and double especially if you’re a public figure. He…

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Space Pirates or Sea Pirates?

With or without pirates?

Coming back strong. Nice.

Where did you stay in buenos Aires?

They promise you the world, but it’s all a lie.

Golf balls can’t melt steel beams.

I didn’t know it was a meme. I was half-awake making a lame joke. :)

That's the problem. You can only have one final fantasy, not XV.

Will there ever be a true Final Fantasy (i.e. a final Final Fantasy)? All these years and every title is still a lie.

Why do people hate freedom so much?

Not surprising. Like I said, it was 15 years ago, but it seemed to be beginning to gentrify.

I meant the Brooklyn one. Seemed like there were some rough parts around there.

Last time I was there (admittedly like 15 years ago) it wasn't the safest place to hang out. Has it changed any?

I stand corrected. Thanks. :)

I'm curious which writers you like. You don't seem to keen on some of the big names. I don't mean this sarcastically, I'd really like to know about different writers. :)

But apparently women don’t find male bodies attractive? I guess? I’ve never understood that part of the equation. Or men’s bodies aren’t as fetishized in the culture and men don’t face quite the same physical expectations as women? I think this is it, really, which is a good point.

Well done. It was seriously kind of you to offer a reasoned reply to a belligerent comment like that. I usually just don’t bother.

Easy, killer. Take it down a couple notches. You’re not gonna win anyone over with a rude attitude like that. If you act like that, it might not be your ravenous sexuality that’s driving people away.