I can't believe I starred this.

He can cover it with the $10 mil Cuban promises Trump for a sit-down interview about Trump’s policies. He even said Trump could keep the money if he needs it. So he could “donate” $5 mil to a charity and pocket $5 mil. Win win! Oh except for the answering questions part which we all know he won't do.

He gets killed either way.

No, that’s being neutral, don’t you see? That’s how the media works. If you ask actual, tough questions, you are no longer neutral, you’re forcing your opinion on people. “Neutral” in this world means friendly and cowed.

What about pictures of the girls in headdresses huffing Scotch Guard?

He could listen to Gary Numan’s “Cars.”

Mental issues are physical issues, but there is no way in hell Trump would have the mental issues examined.

Why do you have a picture of Pokemon on an article about Digimon? Very confusing.

I was saying Trump you.

I know, right? It's like, ugh, this is so hard guys.

God forbid they get a headache from reporting news.

I don’t think they even gain anything financially from black balling Kotaku. Take all the coverage you can get which can stir up interest and chatter about your product. It's foolish to reject free exposure like that.

I was referring to Bethesda.

Also, could you possibly, pretty please perma-ungray me?

Amen to that, brother. It’s pathetic that a major corporation would blackball a publication, let alone one that covers their product and gives it major exposure.

When you said you smelled deep fried drifters, I thought you meant the weird odor of battered carnies.

To take back some business from Big County Fair.

You think she was killed by kids with a razor? That’s not even one of the conspiracies, genius.

There's a place for him at FSU.

Exactly. Just like global warming and evolution, you can’t really *prove* it.