To take back some business from Big County Fair.

You think she was killed by kids with a razor? That’s not even one of the conspiracies, genius.

There's a place for him at FSU.

Exactly. Just like global warming and evolution, you can’t really *prove* it.

White people?

No need to be prescriptive here. Both pronunciations are understandable and fine. Allow for some regional dialect, Burneko.

It's like beauty is pouring out of your mind.

Penis.

These are Pokemon. Just ask Feinberg.

Your ex-waifu?

It's so obvious that Trump wants to lose.

Fuck you with a cholla, Drew. Not all of AZ is a conservative shithole. Tucson is a liberal shithole and ten degrees cooler than Phoenix. And lots of pretty stuff grows here, like the mighty saguaro cactus. But, yeah, the rest of Arizona sucks.

There would be major bitch-on-bitch action.

They really make the most of that extra space!

I quite enjoyed this.

Very rice joke.

I didn’t know there was a new site called Gawkourse.

More murder than a Mario Bros game? Ask some goombas about that. Oh, you can't. They're dead.

That’s quite a coincidence, considering Dwyane Wade’s cousin was also shot and killed in Chicago.

Is Ashley officially a deadspinner?