Man, I loved PC gaming in the 80s. My dad played all of the Sierra games with me back in the day. He even footed the bill for many calls to the Sierra tip line.

NO, THEY ARE POKEMON.

That's why they pay him the big bucks.

I think she moved to deadspin now.

Do you find any facts fun, cornholio?

Like a million bucks, I bet. Way more exciting than hitting a home run.

I actually bought the A&W thanks to Fahey. Couldn't get past the second bite.

It was just the tip.

Every game ends in sudden death.

Why such personal questions? Next you’ll probably dare to ask what time it is. Stay out of this man’s life!

Just use your imagination.

Shouldn't they euthanize the owner?

No one asked about your morning regimen.

This is killing me.

Or bottom, if this was a countdown.

The heat of posting on Twitter, which is a high pressure situation that requires split-second decision making.

And you know Jezebel is improving.

DDT. It takes a Snake to beat a snake oil salesman, ridding the world of a horrible weed with poison. Plus, the DDT is a badass finisher.

I hope this will be the best and most successful MGS game of all time. Just because.

It's all about yoga.