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This is the whitest “news” to come out of the NFL in 75 years.

Hold your head up Tyreek Jr, now your dad has enough money for eight baby mommas. It’s all downhill from here.

Did you see how big that guys eyes got right before the wave hit... me either

D) Does my face most resemble;

Is two in the pink one in the stink really criminal... comedic yes... criminal I think not. #metoo is taking all the fun out of being a man.

We’ve seen this before... 12 months later Gronk will be found dead in his jail cell and everyone will know what his protein shakes really consisted of.

This is the first time being born to white Christian parents hasn’t benefited me.

A locker room attendant later revealed that the seaman and pubic hair in Luke’s stained yellow underwear did not belong to Kobe.

Don’t loose perspective here. Cruz is grabbing cocks with his mouth. Christie is grabbing heart disease with his stomach, and Jeb is grabbing an extra chromosome with his DNA. Trump grabbing some pussy would still get my nomination.