Oh man, the Engadget article also mentions that this person allegedly has claimed responsibility for numerous SWAT calls which he accepted payment for, and for bomb threats including the incident that caused the FCC voting delay. Threatening the Feds? This person is going to get MUCH longer than a murder sentence.…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

People in visors are assholes.

Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror. I cannot live, I cannot die, trapped in myself, but Marlins Man’s gon’ meet Jeets.

You know, I used to not mind Marlins Man, but I’m starting to come around to the idea he’s an attention whore.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.

Respectfully, this is the one true choice:

Fixed it for you.

I will defend Brady everytime against accusations of cheating, which are BS.

It always baffles me as to how many people feel the need to upgrade their phone every single year with the latest high end one. Do you change your computer that often? What about your car or shoes? Does the new phone really have new features that you can’t live without. Is it truely performing that much better? I kept…

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

Inclusion of Carli Lloyd is just as dumb. She played just 8 of Houston’s 24 regular season games and only 586 minutes for the US women’s team (out of 1,170 total minutes) contributing a whopping 1 goal and 2 assists.

Poor Aron Jóhansson. He chose to play for the US despite growing up in Iceland, because he believed it was his only shot at a major international tournament. Then, he gets to see his home country become international darlings while he’s not even getting his feet wet playing in the Hex.

Game 1 against the Tigers? As a Tigers fan, this is doubly offensive. We aren’t in the playoffs and we don’t have Justin Verlander anymore :(

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Erik Karlsson, the best defenseman on earth.