Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

When my wife is driving and I’m in the passenger seat, I just about thrust my right foot right through the floor stepping on an imaginary brake pedal.

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

Steve Kerr should've stepped in bounds and stolen the ball from Westbrook and let the refs sort it out later

The second goal Jones allowed was marshmallow-soft, too. He’s been good for SJ but that was a bad one.

SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS

There is no making football safe. This was a completely legal block and it nearly killed a guy. As much as I loved playing, things like this will cause me to seriously consider prohibiting my children from playing should I ever have any.

The Grosse Ile team has been suspended until further notice. At least 10 of the team’s 18 players are under investigation.

Don’t completely disagree, but I’m neither broke nor cheap, and I just canceled my cable because paying $151 dollars a month ONLY for sports is fucking horseshit. And that was the minimum package that I could get to see the sports that I wanted. Give me a way to pay for sports and not the Oxygen channel along with it…

James Neal was playing by a man possessed last night. I’d like to submit this series as the best one of the playoffs. Sorry Caps/Pens.

Bring in relegation and you’ll have a decent product.

Great piece, and yes that Sharks were absurd on the PP yesterday, had tons more chances too.

I am assuming he wanted to write an article on an actual hockey game.

How do you not have a backup plan for if the computers are down? I guess people used magic to get into events before wifi was invented.

“He’s good and works hard, basically.”

Dear Bride,

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Jose Bautista is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball fun to watch. I feel sorry for these unwritten rules clutching sandbags that can’t see that.

Obligatory Allison Stokke reference.