Suspend It Like Beckham

It’s like watching two robots with no sense of humor trying to be funny.

Still not as bad as embedding auto-play videos.

This gets us so much closer to real-life “NHL 2-on-2 Open Ice Challenge” (aka NHL Jam), so I’m all for it!

So I have a Ford F150 that is not affected by this. Can I still sue VW? I feel like, you know, um, I could have breathed some of that VW diesel death fumes.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

It looks like a 9 on his helmet, which would be Brian Lawton.

I’m offended that Sloth went Blackface! We just had this conversation!

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

You can tell the apology came from someone within the organization rather than Sammy himself, because there’s punctuation.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

Having the game on at 6:30am Pacific time didn’t help any. I woke up when it was almost over and didn’t care to login to watch. I want to see football on my TV, not my phone, tablet, or computer.

Wait. Someone away from the field was hit in the head and it wasn’t initiated by a Niners fan?

I hate when teams when teams with terrible O-lines blame every other position for their woes.

Ryan Kesler, is that you? Come on man, just use your real name, we won’t judge you for it.

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How dare you suggest human error isn’t good for the game. That’s the way it always was done! If the founders of MLB wanted electronic pitch trackers, they would have used them back in 1876.

The reaction of the little blonde girl in the second row.

Now is not the time for petty gotcha articles. We should all be focusing on praying for a full recovery for my all-time favorite Laker.

If it wasn’t targeting, then why the celebrations with his teammates when he didn’t stop him from getting the first down? This is the kind of stuff that will doom football for non-professionals which will affect professional leagues in the future.