He could have been having a seizure so prying his mouth open would keep him from biting off his own tongue and breath better.

He seems like he’s high as fuck.

This was one of my favorite games as a kid. I spent MANY hours playing that, well before internet where I could look up walkthroughs. There was even a demo of Day of the Tentacle, which I just finished playing on PS4 the other night. Do you think Lucasfilm might be doing one themselves?

This article isn’t helping her go away. In fact, it’s pretty mean towards her as she was clearly trying to escape the limelight. Why do you have to chase her down and out her?

For someone whom has never played this game, this was a fantastic breakdown to fully understand what the Burn Jita is. You set the stage very well, thank you.

A move to Seattle would do wonders for this team.

How could he be a Heisman favorite if he couldn’t outrun a cop?

You’ve wasted much of your life on the internet.

I must be really old. I’m guessing they don’t sell this stuff anymore?

Just make it so the batter has to turn his back and the pitcher has to throw the ball at him, making sure to yell “BUTTS UP!”

Great, now Doolittle is going to be the most beloved player on the A’s roster so naturally management will trade him mid-season.

Was he drunk and/or hungover?

You must be from Boston

Somewhere, Scott Mellanby is smiling.

Jerry won’t let this happen, I guarantee it. He is going to call up Abbott and give him an earful about the stupid law because he wants those Super Bowls in his stadium.

Watch, the Bruins are going to hire Therrien now.

Or let the free market take care of itself and don’t buy anything.

I only picture Trump as this dude.

Cut your kids’ hair, jeez.

Any penalty would be an automatic goal. Joe Thornton scored his first goal this season that way. See his goal here.