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Everything that needs to be said about Mother Joan was said in the song "Pull the Tregroes" on the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album. It can be found online mislabeled as "Pull the Triggers".

They picked the worst, the absolute worst of the nominees. Joan Baez? Yes? Journey? Pearl Jam? Eeeuuw. They've been among my shining examples of just how lousy rock music can get for ages now. The only acceptable one is ELO, and as much as I like them, they hardly scream "Rock Hall of Fame" material. Not before

All those "ironic" purchases means he's getting a lot of unironic royalty checks. Scuse me while I barf

Yep, can't imagine more than 10 employees who would want to abuse a tool such as this

Can't Scott Baio play the spoons or a kazoo or something?

Then please boycott this site

Ketchup is loaded with sugar. What's the problem?

Wow, at least one half-hour a week won't be devoted to exploring the paranormal, explaining how aliens built the Louvre or finding Bigfoot (now in its 10th year of drunken stumbling through the wilds of Appalachia)

And besides boys will be boys - sometimes they just get a little out of hand. But girls, they shouldn't be filling their pretty little heads with naughty thoughts, no matter how innocuous. Just shut up and let the guys mansplain these things.

And I bet they don't get one-tenth the backlash the Dixie Chicks received

Wish I could agree

It wasn't. I saw it the first day it was here because I thought I'd like it. I have limited resources both time-wise and money-wise so I don't seek out bad movies. And yet still I see garbage like Everybody Wants Some!!, Neon Demon and Fantastic Creatures. Whether they are worse or better than Independence Day 2,

It's just so thin and unsubstantial like a "daring" Afterschool Special cica 1986 with a panel show hosted by Linda Ellerbee immediately following to sell the straights that it's ok for black people to be gay.

Moonlight is the film that leaves me unimpressed. It's so overrated I almost want to hate it, but actually I mildly enjoyed it.

Geez, you'd think they'd know the difference by now between a take-the-money-and-run gig and a personal project. Cyin' all the way to the bank they are

Female Trouble

She's certainly in the mix, now, isn't she?

Breitbart trolls not welcome

Just when I thought Kanye West was the most stomach-turning celebrity, she has to remind me of her obnoxious existence, and inch ahead in the race to the bottom.

I meant chronologically. A Man Escaped and Diary of a Country Priest are near perfection. Pickpocket is very good. What comes later, well …