It's for the best, I imagine. No one wants to end up in a Russian jail.

aren't biathletes banned from this year's games?

That's odd. When the U.S. wants to reach its preordained conclusion, regardless of the actual facts, the last question it usually asks is: "What WMD?"

How could you not know Polk High's greatest football achievement?

For those who don't know (this includes me, I had to ask)

Apologies for that last post as a couple point out. Frankly, never heard about that context. Point was that he is an idiot.

Mike Harrington called him a "Tard," but then said he'd never heard of calling anyone a "Tard" before. What a fag.

"Afterwards, the bulls are auctioned off, presumably to rich guys who want to practice the sport themselves."

Which, coincidentally, is how Luol Deng ended up in Cleveland.

Worst Radiohead song ever.

Bills Fans Posterize Scores

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

Your actions created an environment where guy-on-Guy love was acceptable. That's just not right in my book.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

"Included on this poor sap's list is: strawberries, watermelon, mushrooms, grapes, lobster, crab and root beer floats."

Why would anyone even want to live for 1000 years? I'm bored as shit already and I'm only 34.

"Damn, that's the third one this week."

Her face says:
"Ugh, it's happening again. Well... Okay..."