Canadian reporter to Bryce Harper: "Do you look at porn?"

"There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites before, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'"

because porn can take you "somewhere that you weren't expecting to go."

If there's one thing LeBron learned from his teammates, it's that you should definitely be nice to moms. You never know what could happen.

Controversy is a state of prolonged public dispute or debate, usually concerning a matter of conflicting opinion or point of view. The word was coined from the Latin controversia, as a composite of controversus – "turned in an opposite direction," from contra – "against" – and vertere – to turn, or versus (see verse),…

See, I think if we're going to compromise it should be white for the tree, where you've already got the off-setting green and all the colorful ornaments, and multi-colored for the outside, where it has to compete with the snow and the white streetlights.

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

I keep thinking the train is going to run into the menorah, but then, I'm probably watching too much Metro North derailment coverage.

3 Brazilian people were killed?

Oh my god that beach visit was the best!

That's nothing, you can buy Tom Cruise's beard for only 11.99 on Amazon!

Holy crap, that locker room looks like a dive.

He's one of the good ones, and he's more than earned the odd brain cramp.

I can't wait until these minimalist designs are taken to the ultimate extreme so that they're so minimal I don't ever have to see this shit again.

I thought the last one was present-day Bo Jackson and it was just a POV shot of him looking down.

because the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!

He ran into her trying to attack someone else... Not that that's much better, just more accurate.

Uh, Tim Duncan doesn't play for Georgia or Auburn so what the hell are you talking about?

White people moaning about the "sanctity of basketball" is hilarious.