Lay off Hennessy, that bear may have been wearing a hoodie.

And why would someone lie about being sexually assaulted? What could be gained from that? Nothing, really.

Mrs. Bait&Tackle is more concerned with the vagina growing out of the back of Master's neck.

I will go on to be the amazing, independent woman that I am: charming, successful, kind, clever, witty, faithful, talented, and wicked smart...my list of attributes is a mile long.

A hold can bring back a huge gain, even a touchdown. Intentional grounding, by definition, just makes an otherwise incomplete pass similar to a sack. Intentional grounding will not bring back a touchdown.

Why why why? Why do people continuously misinterpret the severity of the intentional grounding penalty? An incomplete pass becomes a 10 yard penalty. The loss of down is not really a loss of anything. It is not like a holding penalty that can turn a 40 yard TD run into a 10 yard loss.

nice beaver

God I love the "Manhattan is Disneyland where are my gritty grimy peep shows and garbage can fires I was promised from the movies" complaint.

Shut up or I'm going to have to Jancovic.

Yes, I will remain living.

Time constraints as well as the hope of bouncing off the goalie's butt, like Perise's later goal.

Preschoolers get detention?

These things walk a fine line between obnoxious and fun, but I think Neistat came down on the right side here.

I must have this

I was going to laugh, but had reservations.

You're aware they actually moved them to the town of Potemkin, right?

Kane affectionately referred to him as Pappy.

so many juicy targets

The age one party is for the parents, and it should include a lot of booze. The kid has nothing to do with it.

The main issue is that the media members who get free vacations every winter have to spent it where half of them already live, and it is not warm and sunny.