Philly is to the southwest of the meadowlands, to the southeast lies Secaucus, Hoboken, Lower Manhattan then Brooklyn. Odds are you will find Lena Dunham still in town.

Miley is Dumbo Bieber? I had no idea.

Drew, you are ignoring the current weather pattern. Everybody in the midwest and northeast will head to some beach. And the same is probably true of any inhabitant of the upper northern hemisphere. Nobody is going to Everest in these conditions, and the Vatican can wait.

She's 4 and the same way we've avoided all "kiddy music", it was never an option. Now, that is not to say she doesn't watch her shows. She's obsessed with the TV and will watch it whenever we allow it. But it never interrupts football.

No, you suck at watching football.

Similarly, that's how Kane sees the hockey rink.

What special steps will I need to lose my job?

Huh, I didn't know Todd Bridges was still alive.

You didn't know what a fag was? What are you some kind of polack?

If anybody knows how much moms need love...

Plus the tubby white sox fan who gave him a high five at the end of the video

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.

Going by fighting style alone that's my sister 20 years ago.

Some toilet seats stay up when you put them up, they way a toilet seat should. But farrrr too many of them flop right back down while you piss, which is a profound nightmare.

There's no way you agree with most of Kluwe's belief on the subject but also think he made the organization look bad.

for a player who has been with your organization for 8 years, you'd think there'd have been a conversation about him being fired.

There are certainly Bears fans out there who will complain about this signing and argue that the team should have jettisoned Cutler in favor of Josh McCown, but those people are dumb.

It was NY in the early 90's, not Alabama, so I think the likelihood of willing legal aged participation is somewhat mitigated. NY a decade or two earlier could be easily explained away.

If the only thing they offer is Indian that's rudely picking on the person who doesn't like Indian food.

If it's provided to you for free from a person hosting a party, it would be rude to complain. But if it's provided to you from the company you work for, it is perfectly acceptable to bitch and complain. Nothing you get from work is provided for free.