You are a sportswriter. You literally get paid real money to write about sports. This is your livelihood (presumably). You don’t know what a dugout is. You don’t know what a dugout is.

Fellow sox fan:

This continues to be my favorite thing on the internet. Fuck the Cardinals.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

John Terry knew enough about America at Heathrow in the aftermath of 9/11 though. Fucking scumbag.