As one of those people born in North London, Dad a lifelong gooner, I feel fully entitled to tell you that Spurs fucking suck.

I get the distinct feeling you watch a lot more Spurs football than me, which makes sense as I fucking hate them. I am convinced you'll finish ahead of Everton though. Maybe United if they don't get a CB.

Sold 5 captains in 9 years, don't count your chickens. Although I very much doubt he'll be replaced this season.

Is he that bad? Vertonghen is a stud (so angry when Wenger didn't get him) so if he has a half decent man next to him Tottenham could stop conceding 10 more goals than any other top third team bar Liverpool (who scored almost twice as many).

So unfair that some of the best football in the world is played down the road from me! How ever shall I cope with it!

I may be slightly biased in this, but Arsenal is going to shit on Palace. Also, everyone hates Palace in London. Literally everyone.

Trust in that golden academy of theirs. Bale, Shaw, Lallana, Ox, Walcott came out of there recently. Southampton will make it I think.

Except he already has, in the process not losing a single game. Sit down.

What I'm getting at here is while Spurs have a good future next season will not be the one for them.

Firstly, I am an arsenal fan, so take this with a pinch of salt:

Firstly, I am an arsenal fan, so take this with a pinch of salt: