I liked how he wrote Mat.

There were many mentions of "pillow-friends" amongst the Aes Sedai in the earlier Jordan books. Was I wrong in my assumptions of what that meant?

I don't think anyone called him terrible—I think the general sentiment was generic and forgettable in blockbuster roles. But hey, it works for Tom Cruise.

I was hoping someone would bring that up. Suuuuuch a good show. Ray Wise should be in everything ever.

I think he is very funny. Does that mean I should or shouldn't move to Iowa?

Yeah, he is basically like an evil Jack Handy.

I like it too. But we had a lot of black hole suns where I grew up so it might just be nostalgia.

The best was seeing the clips of that on Conan, because Andy was on that episode and at the beginning he kept saying how nervous he was because Wolf Blitzer was there—and then he completely destroyed Blitzer.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

He sings instead of talking—that's a bit of a change.

It could happen twice. To a girl. You're not going to pull that over on Keanu twice.

I think me refusing to watch the sequels is what caused me to think the first one was equally horrible.

And his best friend is a talking pie.

That board with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!

Game over, man.

I think I disagree with this. But I could be wrong. Mock something up for me and I'll take a look at it.

I think you mean, Reven8e.

I don't even want to voluntarily visit Los Angeles.

Also worth mentioning: Thomas Kinkade was the cinematographer.

I can tell them apart by the fact that I don't feel any emotion when I look at Meyers, but I feel rage when I look at Kattan