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Yes, but does she pronounce it Appa-latch-ee-un? Or Appa-lay-shun?

Isn't that pretty much what Assassin's Creed is? Or am I missing something?

at first
At first I read that as Molly Shannon cast as Superman villain.

should have been.
I think it should have been Alan Rickman. Or Tim Curry.

And I will argue to the death that Unbreakable is an amazing movie. I will also argue to the death that Lady in the Water is a terrible movie. Couldn't bring myself to even watch The Last Airbender, so can't make a judgement on that.

I think he is a much better comedic actor than dramatic. That is mostly based on the fact that he was awesome in I Heart Huckabees.

Oh I get it. Nathan Rabin doesn't have any hair, just like Moby and Billy Corgan.

shyamalan
Hating on Shyamalan is getting a little tired. He made some good movies. Then he made some terrible movies. He is NOT the worst director in the world, however. Rein in your hyperbole accordingly.

I couldn't even say that sarcastically without feeling really bad for calling Bill Murray stupid.

Yeah, stupid Bill Murray making comedians think they might be able to act.

And it has Dennis and Jimmy James! How could things go wrong?

tad williams
Mine is the Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn series by Tad Williams. I retroactively love the whole thing now, but the first time I read it the first half of the first book was very slow. You just get little tiny chunks of exposition in the background and a lot of the protagonist wandering around the castle…

Jaunting sounds like something people do who meet up in public park restrooms.

That Star Wars prequel would be better than the actual prequels.

I always wished George hadn't confessed to cheating—that episode is funnier if George is the winner because seriously you can't see how that is possible. Just like how it's funny that Elaine is the first one to lose.

Stuff happening.
Emotions.

This is giving me one of those…whaddya call it? Headaches with pictures?

Pa-choo! Pow!

Agreed, E. Buzz. Only using the metaphor loosely.

Whatever year Dayman was written is the best year of music.