I've had suspicion kids would go nuts for Boredoms. Pop Tatari? Chocolate Synthesizer? They'd go apeshit (maybe not a good thing, but it'd be fun to see)

No…there's three. (don't scare me)

How about they all die, everyone claps their hands at Martin's derring-do, and everyone goes and reads something else.

VALIS handled the dead cat thing so perfectly. "She said that MY DEAD CAT WAS STUPID."

My wallets!