Honor... my memory.... trigger the Liiiibs....

2017 America, where “he didn’t fuck child prostitutes” constitutes high praise.

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ response to repeated wonderment about the President encouraging fascism with his retweets?

It’s difficult to overstate how wildly inappropriate it is for the fucking president to be commenting on the outcome of a criminal trial in the way Trump did. And, the scary thing is, I actually expected much worse.

If you consider this spoilery, then I would strongly urge you away from our feature, “A THING HAPPENS FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER THING THAT MAY BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE”

Chuck and Nancy canceled the meeting pointing out the tweet and saying President is not negotiating on good faith. Then said maybe congressional Republicans would be more interested in bipartisanship. This was inevitable and continues to take away any capital Trump appears to have. They are much better at this game…

Even the people who like Trump the most would probably (and gladly) admit he’s an asshole. Half the reason they voted for him is that he’s an asshole. The other half is that he’s racist.

30 years of teaching.

Makes you understand the guillotine, doesn’t it?

That’s what happens when gay people hate you. Your hair and fashion will be trash.

I dunno, but between this jamoke and Stephen Miller, I feel great about how I look at 37. Not to mention the fact that I feel great about myself because I’m not a horrible person.

It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.

As of this week, Columbine is no longer one of the 10 deadliest mass shootings in postwar America.

Oh yeah, there were definitely parts where I wanted to throw the controller (the Empire State Building for one). But the environments were expansive enough that it encouraged experimentation in terms of which groups of enemies you tackle first and how to lose them. I did get stuck on my fair share of environmental…

To be fair, it’s really hard to reach the top of the DeVos family pyramid without airplanes and helicopters.

If you can stomach it, this Politico piece on how Trump’s base in PA feels about him now is worth reading just to illustrate how disconnected from reality these people are. It’s worse than even the caricatures of them suggest. There are plenty of jaw-dropping passages, but this one jumped out at me.

All I know is prior to 2016 I never voted in non-presidential election but tonight I went out in the cold and the rain to vote against every Repub on the ballot.

Oh god, just thinking about the corporate sponsor's speech about his wife, and Geoffrey and Ellen talking about R&J is making me a little weepy at work. Shit. I love that scene.