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TROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON.

I steam-rolled through the last few episodes to get to this one, and I think watching them in quick succession kinda emotionally drained me. I was trying, unsuccessfully I might add, to keep myself from crying as Crixus and Naevia exchanged those last moments, knowing they were doomed—and so soon after thinking they

I was just about to post the exact same thing. I've fallen behind this season, so I've just been perusing the reviews in an attempt to keep abreast until I have some time to watch the last four, and damn,, I was not expecting to read that. The last I saw of Tiberius he was savagely beating his best friend/lover to

Just a hair? You are quite generous. Jay-Z totally phoned it the fuck in on that verse. It's pretty abysmal, but then, I guess Nicki is really the only saving grace of that song verse-wise.

I can't get over the fact that the magazine is called AnOther as in An Other and they dress a white woman up as a poor imitation of someone Native American? I am dying (from both laughter and intense embarrassment). It's too much.

I didn't realize that was Stan until scrolling down to the comments. I was looking at the promos thinking 'Who the fuck is that new guy?!"

Alright, I'll admit it, I was internally snorting at the idea of this at first, but these are fucking amazing. 
*Hat Tip*

I thought it was hilarious. I'm more than willing to put up with Coco when she's rambling on in the background and manages to make me laugh. The unfortunate thing is that this happens infrequently and she tends to induce irritation. This, however, was not one of those occasions.

You're not being read. If I was gonna read, I could talk about that line…down someone's neck. —All I hear in my head when Michelle insults people's make-up.

I didn't realize I was going to miss Jade until she was told to sashay away. She was strong in the lip sync. It's just unfortunate she was up against Coco who we all knew was going to tear that shit up (and she did). No one is going to be able to touch that bitch unless she gets some song that completely throws her

I was DYING when Ru practically handed Ivy that JFK joke and she just stared up, smiling blankly. Sometimes the missteps are even funnier than the hits; it just means I'm laughing at their complete and total incompetence. That was right up there with poor Mariah's straight faced, "No, it's a wooden one" in response to

It pretty much became required (for me) to give up some love to Jade the second I saw that Jake the Dog hat.

@eric827:disqus When Alicia Keys first started out she actually did dress in a similar fashion to the Alexis Mateo parody—scarf under a fedora, vest with blazer, pants—and her fashion just kinda shifted over the years. The joke (of the parody) was supposed to be that she was a lesbian and was gunning after Amber Rose.

@neurozach I was afraid if I gave my name as Eeeeee Eeeeeeeee it would arouse too much suspicion. I'm not a dude, you see.

On many occasions when dudes have refused to depart after I politely inform them I'm seeing someone or I'd rather be alone, I have created increasingly ludicrous alter egos so I don't actually have to reveal anything about myself. Much to my amusement when these men aren't black (like I am) I have given the most

You can imitate a seemingly low-key pop star like Beyonce and exaggerate her mannerisms to an extent if you can get her very specific vocal inflection down.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
And if you're really familiar with Beyonce and her crying in the camera "Why did god give me this talent" episodes, then you'd probably

I actually really liked Alaska and Coco trading barbs about each other's outfits, particularly for these two lines.

Paris is Burning has been on Netflix for a billion years. There is REALLY no excuse to not have seen it and come on this show, if only for the fact that Rupaul and other contestants have made references to it every damn season.

@avclub-de6d4d92517bcc9796851b0c144c263b:disqus It's a testament to my tiredness that I can't stop laughing at something as simple and straightforward as Spartacus: Blood and Tits. But really, I can't stop laughing. I need to go to bed.

Alyssa's face alone in response to that comment was worth the price of admission, the utter bewilderment at saying such a thing. I know this Coco/Alyssa feud is tired, but those two bitches are cracking my shit up.