Yay for including M*A*S*H. When it came along as a series, I thought "this will be the ultimate in bad taste." The first couple of seasons had a little of that flavor (and were really funny) but the show matured and, yeah, what you said.

"An all syrup Squishee. Has such a thing ever been done? Let me know how it was if you survive."

I represent the estate of Bill the Cat. Cease and desist from using his trademark phrase "AAAACK  THBBBFT"

I represent the estate of Bill the Cat. Cease and desist from using his trademark phrase "AAAACK  THBBBFT"

Ever see a movie that graphically depicted the bleakness of the Depression? Grapes of Wrath or the middle third of Cinderella Man. Both made in prosperous times. What did people see during the Depression? Glitzy musicals with people in top hats and tails. Or the Marx Brothers running a country into the ground, or…

Ever see a movie that graphically depicted the bleakness of the Depression? Grapes of Wrath or the middle third of Cinderella Man. Both made in prosperous times. What did people see during the Depression? Glitzy musicals with people in top hats and tails. Or the Marx Brothers running a country into the ground, or…

You mised My Big Fat Greek Spinoff, featuring the cast of the movie, which none of them wanted to do, so it died a quick death.

Okay, now can somebody reopen the local video stores under a new name?

I don't need TV, and I certainly don't need shows that require me to make a weekly commitment. So I never watched the Sopranos. Or Lost.

Billy Madison has about as dumb a premise as any film ever. A ne'er do well man-child (Adam Sandler) repeats school, two weeks per grade, to avoid being left out of the will. In "high school" he's tormented by the kids and realizes he did that himself. So he calls his main victim to apologize. The victim, an…