Let’s start a Fuck Uber thread! :-)

People like you are fucking horrible.

No one snickered behind my back because my friends and family aren’t douchebags like you seem to be. I feel sad for you. You have my pity.

I should add that my wife and I had a gift-less wedding. For guests who insisted on giving something, we pointed them to a favorite charity of ours.

If you’re saying you’re actually homeless then I wish you the best of luck in finding affordable housing.

Bullshit. I don’t need pots and pans because I have a shitty set from college that will do fine, but I would like a house to put those shitty pots and pans in.

Don’t put stuff on your registry that you don’t need. Simple as that. Don’t have a registry if you can’t think of stuff you want. I agree with others here: you don’t get to dictate what gift you get. It is entirely up to the gifter.

I was just told by someone to just return everything after and use the cash to make a necessary large purchase from the same store the registry is at.