I feel like some of these younger republicans are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. “I must vote my party, despite the fact that I have been held prisoner and tortured by them. They really aren’t that bad - you media, though, you twist everything.”

Anna Merlan, that sounds awful, but your coverage was awesome.

“I would have voted for Jim Webb, but he’s not there anymore,” one young RNC employee told me. Between Cruz and Trump, he’d have to go with Cruz, he said. But if Trump was the nominee... he trailed off.

Sure - one of. But not the only. Actively working to deconstruct patriarchal systems would be another key element. One without the other is just opportunism.

I know of only one way for a feminist to vote: go into the voting booth, select a candidate, squat on the voting machine, and use those strong vaginal muscles to pull that lever.

Oh, dear. How can we elect a man to the highest office in the land when we can’t even trust him with our pets?

When Jack Ryan and Obama were running the Senate, the Ryans’ (sealed) divorce records were mysteriously unsealed and leaked to the press. (through Obama’s adviser, David Axlrod) Though the divorce itself was amicable, the records were deeply embarrassing to Jack Ryan and he ended up leaving the race. That’s how Barack…

All men know this is impossible. Its that one last vertebrae.

we can rise above once we have buried this monster.

Ted Cruz’s Sex Life”

The gay sex thing, we only care, or at least I only care, when the issue of hypocrisy comes up. Like all the Marco Rubio gay rumors are totally fair because he’s working against gay rights so if he’s gay, why shouldn’t everyone know about it? It’s that much worse when a member of an oppressed minority helps in their…

Thanks for that Barney Frank quote! I have had to try to defend going after hypocritical conservatives in the past with not much success, and that puts it very succinctly!

“This was a guy who avoided mud at all times.”

I know...I posted it here the other day. Rubio was also arrested in a park where gay men go to have sex.

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

One omission on the above list: Department of Motor Vehicles. I’m told that in Illinois at least, if you get pulled over and your address is not current on license & registration, you’re subject to fines.

But . . .

How do you think I got inspired to make this?

I would add updating contact info for pet microchips. It is often overlooked but it could mean the difference to getting your pet back.