I don’t think he knows how babby is formed.

Do you guys ever bump into another lady on the street and wonder to yourself if they’re a fellow Jezebel commenter because I do all the time. And then I think wouldn’t it be crazy if like adultsaur’s doctor IRL is yoga nerd md and neither of them knows it.

I bet they all work in marketing and love juice cleanses.

I think the op might be ones of those “nice guys”

She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…

No, you have to choose one.

OH, BUT MY TAMPONS WILL LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS BAG.

Thanks I’m glad someone said it. I read that question and went into full existential crisis.

Unless Mark Ruffalo is on the other end of this story somewhere, I’m out.

I don’t even want to do any of that. I just want to eat cupcakes and watch daredevil. Fuck everything.

My aunt “has” Morgellons. I “had” something similar in 2010. I was obsessed with ingrown hairs, to the point that I believed I had almost twice as much hair as I actually had, but it was ‘trapped’ under the skin of my scalp and therefore I had to free it with my fingernails. I waxed all the skin off my chin because I…

You know, a friend who has been an incredible dog his whole life (he’s 50) got a Fleshlight as a gag gift from a friend. He fell IN LOVE with it. Says his whole life would have been different if he had one when he was younger. Maybe we should start a Fleshlight Fund for those PUA guys.

I bet he gets real upset when he finds the perfect petite woman with big tits who isn't into old pudgy bald dudes.

But seriously. Let’s tell the poors what they should want to spend their disposable income on, because that’s not a message that they also get from EVERY SINGLE OTHER FUCKING PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET.

Does your guy wear glasses? Well maintained dreds and glasses on a guy is my JAM.

My husband's hair is shorter then mine but we shed about equally. Throw in the cats and it's equal opportunity Nature's Carpet everywhere.

lol deadspin commenters

Embarrassing admission: when I was single I would often eat a can of chickpeas with salad dressing for dinner. Because chickpeas are amazing.

Okay, my master’s thesis was on city planning and urban food deserts, so I have done extensive study on the impacts of limited access to fresh, healthy, affordable foods in low income communities, urban farms, food co-ops, the socioeconomic issues and impacts of poor diets in low income communities, the SNAP program,…

I haven’t done this in awhile, but now seems as good a time as ever to do the Lord’s work. A few of my all-time favorite Gwyneth quotes: