I am *desperate* for JK Simmons to win an Oscar. I love him in everything, even those insurance commercials. ANd Dr. Emil Skoda is my L&O therapist crush (sorry, Dr. Olivet!).

And you know what? It looks great.

You guys are doing videos now?!?!?! This is GREAT. Hillary, you're a hero.

It is like you knew EXACTLY how I wanted to grieve.

That isn't entirely true.

I definitely also fucked that guy.

I didn't really care so much. I was the aggressor. I wanted the D.

From what I remember: condoms, fancy lube, penis-shaped lollipops and other sex-related memorabilia. It also came in a shoe box covered in a collage of half-naked guys and sex-related words cut out of Cosmo. It was pretty impressive.

If you can pull off "jam that wang in my cooter" with chutzpah, you've got some serious, sexual gravitas.

You can get around it, and you are likely better off.

Star for Miss Jackson.

I've heard some alternatives over the years, but my favorite term is still cock. Dick sounds childish somehow.

yeah, that's pretty silly. Its a HARD COCK.

This is such a personal thing. Pussy literally makes me clamp up. It makes me think of pus. I would rather my partner do the "pussy work around" since I don't really call the penis anything in the moment or just go with a clinical "vagina/vag" if they've GOTTA call it something but if they're that anal retentive…

I know I'm constantly trying to convince people outside of the bedroom that I am more than my vagina, but in the bedroom, I am my vagina. As in, if my vagina (and clit and labia and essentially everything downstairs) is not happy, I am not happy.

i wish i could express the look on my face and the feelings i felt when i read this headline. it was all VERY complex/

I guess I don't really understand how it's "piggybacking" when it is the same issue- but I can appreciate that some people might see it that way, and will not be using the hashtag.

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

I'm not sure. From my... research... it is very mainstream now.