He’s got “I’ve got a hair in my asscrack and I can’t fish it out because I’m in public” face, except it’s his all-the-time face.

Fetus Face!

This is what makes me fucking insane: how is he allowed to lie his shriveled, orange balls off at every turn? How? I can’t believe this is real life.

There’s an s in there where there shouldn’t be. It shouldn’t be there. Doesn’t make sense. Something’s wrong here, folks, believe me. Believe me, there’s something wrong. Maybe Hillary put it there, I don’t know. People are saying it. I’m gonna take it out of there. Mark it down.

I just figured out why Mike Pence’s face bothers me so much: he has too much head for his face. All of his tiny, tiny features are scrunched in the middle of his enormous dome.