I would’ve downed that drink in one gulp, then Billy’s, then ordered another double. Jeeeeezus, having to talk to Billy Bush must be like having a never-ending yeast infection while tied to a fire-ant nest.

He repeated his call to execute the innocent Central Park Five more recently than the Alicia Machado thing (and don’t forget that he also subjected her to racist abuse in addition to misogyny).

I ALMOST feel bad for him. But then I remember everything else about him.

He probably wishes it was, so there would be no more memes of him looking like he’s dying from the inside.

If he actually wins