So it all comes down to this: Do you want to be known as an adulterer, or an idiot?

I haven’t been this confused since she was cast as Elizabeth Taylor.

Par. 39 and par. 44. Which date was it the 27th or the 29th? Was she drugged out for two days?

I work for the Feds in a legal capacity. The Washington Post reporters and “federal personnel experts” are overstating this. Trust when I say they have bigger issues on their hands right now than this (meaning the federal government data hack from a couple months ago, that is still a huge issue around here). I will be…

high five to my bf who never complains about using a condom and with whom I have had many fantastic and safe sexual encounters without getting knocked up

I have never seen a group hustle so hard to cover their collective asses as this group in Texas. This stinks to high heaven, and the American “law enforcement is ALWAYS right” is going to go along with every bit of bullshit they are fed because of course a woman stopped for the thinnest of reasons, that ended up dead…

He aims with his mind. Or rather, his no-mind. Plus, he’s shooting you in the back of the head at close range, so it’s more of a staple gun kinda aiming.

Seriously, Gawker Media needs to bring Malcom on as a full-time writer/analyst/whatever. Everything you do with him is awesome and a great read. Not to mention that he’s just an all around badass.

I am mentally standing on my desk and slow-clapping you right now. *wipes tear away*

In 11 days, my family is going to drop me off for a week long trip. After 17 years of marriage and 2 kids, I cannot believe that I am going to be alone for that long. I don’t have to worry about what anyone else wants to eat, who needs to pee, kids picking at each other, etc. It is going to be a vacation from my whole…

Pretty sure Ronan is referring to Scalia’s dissent.

Miley could no longer be half naked half the time in public making out with Victoria Secret’s models without being dubbed ‘skeevy’, ‘creepy’ or ‘thirsty’ that’s for sure. On the other hand, riding a wrecking ball would look pretty ridiculous.

There was no intention of condescension. In fact, it was recognition/appreciation that she gave up a lot when she decided to make the transition, and an empathetic understanding of how annoying it must be to behave the same but have your actions be interpreted differently.

Do you think if a famous person transitions from female to male, the tabloids will be like, “I don’t know what it is about Miles Cyrus, but he seems so much more confident lately. Yet more down-to-earth, somehow. More rational. More logical. Less squawky.”

At this point, I’m ready and willing to adopt Pablo.

We’re just gonna have a Jason Momoa appreciation thread okay?

Those ears are STRIKINGLY similar.

I am guessing it was dog v. lipgloss with the lip gloss as the clear victor. ( i have a corgi. she allows canoodling but not photos)

Canoodle.

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